tyrannia:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

(Source: vocaroo)

chyertis:

maahamburger:

what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you 

you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse

(Source: burqalicious)

hamburgay:

hamburgay:

Who needs a boyfriend when I have a can of Pringles

I meant this as in having food NOT USING THE PRINGLES CAN AS A DILDO